I virtually never check my old e-mail address anymore. Replies to my posts and comments for this account also forward there. If you need to get a hold of me, PLEASE e-mail me at desida@gmail.com. If you send anything to the kitre address, it will almost certainly be months before I see it, if at all.

I also mostly have been hanging out on MySpace lately. (I know, ugh.) My profile is here:
http://www.myspace.com/desida
Please add!
I do need to post here soon, but most day-to-day crap pops up there.

meep,
c

And I'll be at the Crown Room as part of the Royal Tease June 19th. meep!


(Scary part - the Rotture show will be two performances, so even though I just busted my ass to come up with my first routine, now I need another tout de suite. Two, ideally, since my first routine, to Coil's "Love's Secret Domain," doesn't quite fit with an electro dance night...but oh well.)

What I'm doing very soon:

Thursday June 5th---It all begins....

Wanderlust Presents:
CABARET BABYLON
A First Thursday Variety Review for the Discerning Hedonist

with your hosts
WERNER FINCK (aka Noah Mickens)
and
SADIE LAGUERRE (aka Bella Beretta)

Featured Femmes Fatales

MISS MUTATION

and

THE CHERRY CHERIES OF THE ROYAL TEASE
(Charlotte Truse, Violeta D'Posey, Leda Loveless, and Liza Little) <--guess which one I am.

and musical accompaniment from
SHOEHORN
and The Hat Band

$10 ADULTS ONLY!
THE FEZ BALLROOM
315 SW 11th AVE
Downtown

Ma vie est folle.

Boobie pictures!!!

Un:

( start me up/kidnapped by neptune, by thomas foreman )

Deux:



( american apparel, by alin dragulin )

meep.

Modeling ones, although I did finally get my nice Nikon out of the shop and am planning on actually taking photos again at some point, I swear.

Oh, and I am clothed or covered in all of these, save one where I'm tastefully topless. Wow, it's almost worksafe!

( artsy sepia, by jaret ferratusco )

( mon dame française aimée, by elisa lazo de valdez [visioluxus] )

( goofy bridal and foofy headshots by adrian adel )

For the record, the correct way to convincingly ape my personality does not involve quoting mopey poetry and crapulent Vampire Chronicles fanfics I wrote before swansongs even existed. A few pointers:

* Whine about how poor you are.
* A lot.
* No, more than that.
* And how much you resent your job for sucking up all of your free time and making you into a constantly-tired pudgy slob. Don't actually actively look for another one, though.
* And that B leaving you for some ho is indicative of the fact that you will never meet anyone whom you like that likes you back and won't leave you for someone younger and more pliable.
* When you get off work/school, stay home on the computer until 2am on your fandom profile reading My Chemical Romance fanfic while eating chocolate and squealing "OMG Gerard Way I WANT TO HAVE LIKE 751321487 OF YOUR BABIES." (Reading Doctor Who fic while making similar shrieky statements about the Tenth Doctor is also acceptable.)
* Also, the minute you get paid, spend all your money on, like, fizzy yogurt snacks. And pants that don't really fit, but that you wish did.
* Completely fail to see the irony in all this.

And then post some photos of yourself, preferably topless and with no warning to friends surfing at work.

VOILA. YOU WILL FOOL EVEN ME WITH THE AMAZINGNESS OF MY LIFE.

Dear Girl on VampireFreaks.com Who Is Going to Really Impressive Lengths to Impersonate Me, and, Going by the Journal, Has Been Doing So For About Two Years and I Only Just Found Out Due to a Coincidental Google Search (not even on myself, on a name in one of the fanfic stories she cut 'n' pasted):

What the fucking fuck.

If you're going to pretend to be me, at least don't use my angst-ridden poetry from 10+ years ago, because that shit is just embarrassing. Also, have better taste in music.

Creeped Out & Peeking Out Her Window For Suspicious Shadows,
Catriona, formerly Twi.


p.s. visioluxus, she took a few of your posts as well.

*edit* Busted! The user linked above no longer exists. Google cache, cache of some of the journal entries from a friend's page, and screenshot of the top of the main profile page for the curious.

I'm under an almost unbelievable amount of pressure right now - physically sick, massively overworked, insanely broke, pulled in a dozen different directions at once, partly thanks to laziness and apathy on the parts of really an alarming number of my relatives and acquaintances. I kind of want to jump off a bridge right now.

Won't, though.

Joseph Cleveland S-------
Also known as Joe Hill, "Miss Brandi"
January 19, 1939 - September 1, 2007
"The most heavily-armed transvestite mountain man in the Wild West" - William H.



( More pictures )

Lone Pine, the town he lived the last 10 years of his life and died in, was an interesting place, sort of a desert Twin Peaks. More about it and him later...

Aaaand thanks to my having to repeatedly add more minutes to my phone from all the long-distance calls, my bank account is overdrawn. Again.

%&$#@!!

Mom mentioned maybe taking out a loan at her credit union to cover some of the expenses of all this stuff, which sucks but will probably have to happen, since I have literally no money at all and selling Dad's stuff will probably take longer than we really have. I would complain about having to deal with money bullshit on top of losing my father, but in a way it's kind of helping, to focus on petty things like that...

But seriously, everyone, this is a lesson: If you can afford it at all, freaking get some life insurance. Wills are good, too, since I don't even know yet if I can legally sell any of Dad's property anyway.

Leaving right after work this afternoon. Don't know when I will be back. Meh.